Seduce the straight guy

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Seduce the straight guy

By: Various artists 


Seduce the straight guy?

Oh, such folly!

Rather fuck the trolley dolly!

At least he's gay & easy trade,

Straight guys just lay there; half afraid!

Straight guys are not without their charms.

I like to hold them in my arms.

And lie and tell them, "It's ok, 

that this experience won't make you gay"

Straight guys like to drink their beer,

and at some point start feeling queer.

At this time I test my luck,

by giving them a cock to suck.

They try their best, I must confess,

but I find pleasure none the less,

in corrupting all their ways,

and turning straight boys into gays.

Straight boys only good for sex,

Leave you fast, cold; perplexed.

Straight boys use, abuse; just play,

Deluded souls could never be gay!

But straight boys pretty up the place.

With semen dripping off their face.

Straight boys afraid to show,

Naught affection, they just blow!

Straight boys are why we have 'straight-acting'

They think anal sex is just 'fudge-packing'!

No!

Straight boys are but an illusory fling!

Afraid to hold you, you're just a thing!

/Chauvinisten